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the Christmas spirit

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Jantra

the Christmas spirit

PostTue Dec 20, 2016 7:05 pm

post your Christmas messages here...

Christmas time,
Valium and wine,
Children indulging in petty crime,
Dads on the smack and Mums off her tree ,
Christmas is Shite when you come from SWANSEA!!!
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Mr Blue Sky

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Re: the Christmas spirit

PostTue Dec 20, 2016 8:44 pm

A haiku:

With winter comes snow
White powder scattered around
Ephemeral joy
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penarth bloke

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Re: the Christmas spirit

PostWed Dec 21, 2016 12:19 pm

Jantra wrote:post your Christmas messages here...

Christmas time,
Valium and wine,
Children indulging in petty crime,
Dads on the smack and Mums off her tree ,
Christmas is Shite when you come from SWANSEA!!!


There's nothing wrong with Swansea.
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Zach

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Re: the Christmas spirit

PostWed Dec 21, 2016 3:21 pm

What proof do I have that if I post my Christmas Spirit it will arrive?
F'$*I*£#*%ing Drunken Posties.

Anyhow, if it does manage to get there, it is bound to be watered down by other liberal lefty do gooders on the forum.

Bah Humbug.

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Cen

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Re: the Christmas spirit

PostWed Dec 21, 2016 4:44 pm

penarth bloke wrote:There's nothing wrong with Swansea.


The Christmas cracker jokes get better every year!
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Mr Blue Sky

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Re: the Christmas spirit

PostWed Dec 21, 2016 8:04 pm

On the first day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
Cardiff's LDP


On the second day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP

On the third day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP

On the fourth day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP

On the fifth day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Hench men
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP

On the sixth day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
6 Kirsties betraying
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP




On the seventh day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
7 Spads a spinning
6 Kirsties betraying
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP



On the eighth day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
8 Leightons preening
7 Spads a spinning
6 Kirsties betraying
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP




On the ninth day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
9 Skates a prancing
8 Leightons preening
7 Spads a spinning
6 Kirsties betraying
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP



On the tenth day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
10 Lords a lying
9 Skates a prancing
8 Leightons preening
7 Spads a spinning
6 Kirsties betraying
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP



On the eleventh day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me
11 hypers hyping
10 Lords a lying
9 Skates a prancing
8 Leightons preening
7 Spads a spinning
6 Kirsties betraying
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP


On the twelfth day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
12 lobbyists lobbying
11 hypers hyping
10 Lords a lying
9 Skates a prancing
8 Leightons preening
7 Spads a spinning
6 Kirsties betraying
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP
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paul cardiffwalesmap

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Re: the Christmas spirit

PostThu Dec 22, 2016 12:18 am

Oh God to be boring....

Merry Christmas Everyone!

and perhaps a very busy new year!! :)
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