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post your Christmas messages here...

Christmas time,
Valium and wine,
Children indulging in petty crime,
Dads on the smack and Mums off her tree ,
Christmas is Shite when you come from SWANSEA!!!

A haiku:

With winter comes snow
White powder scattered around
Ephemeral joy

Jantra wrote:post your Christmas messages here...

Christmas time,
Valium and wine,
Children indulging in petty crime,
Dads on the smack and Mums off her tree ,
Christmas is Shite when you come from SWANSEA!!!

There's nothing wrong with Swansea.

What proof do I have that if I post my Christmas Spirit it will arrive?
F'$*I*£#*%ing Drunken Posties.

Anyhow, if it does manage to get there, it is bound to be watered down by other liberal lefty do gooders on the forum.

Bah Humbug.

penarth bloke wrote:There's nothing wrong with Swansea.

The Christmas cracker jokes get better every year!

On the first day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
Cardiff's LDP


On the second day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP

On the third day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP

On the fourth day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP

On the fifth day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Hench men
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP

On the sixth day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
6 Kirsties betraying
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP




On the seventh day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
7 Spads a spinning
6 Kirsties betraying
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP



On the eighth day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
8 Leightons preening
7 Spads a spinning
6 Kirsties betraying
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP




On the ninth day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
9 Skates a prancing
8 Leightons preening
7 Spads a spinning
6 Kirsties betraying
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP



On the tenth day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
10 Lords a lying
9 Skates a prancing
8 Leightons preening
7 Spads a spinning
6 Kirsties betraying
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP



On the eleventh day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me
11 hypers hyping
10 Lords a lying
9 Skates a prancing
8 Leightons preening
7 Spads a spinning
6 Kirsties betraying
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP


On the twelfth day of Christmas
Carwyn sent to me:
12 lobbyists lobbying
11 hypers hyping
10 Lords a lying
9 Skates a prancing
8 Leightons preening
7 Spads a spinning
6 Kirsties betraying
5 Old labour spins
4 Boring words
3 Henchmen
2 furtive c#nts
and Cardiff's LDP

Oh God to be boring....

Merry Christmas Everyone!

and perhaps a very busy new year!!